May Weblog Archives

Off Day

Leapt out of bed this morning; went and made coffee, stumbled over to the computer and started doing cases.
Went back, got my coffee, sat back down and continued doing cases; when it dawned on me.
I don’t have to work today. It’s my day off. My regular day off. Yippee!

WTF????

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/25/washing.rescue.ap/index.html
Girl rescued from washing machine
Sunday, May 25, 2003 Posted: 8:21 AM EDT (1221 GMT)
POMONA, California (AP) — A 2-year-old girl was rescued from a locked, running washer at a coin laundry and her mother was arrested after a surveillance tape allegedly showed her putting the child into the machine, police said.
An officer smashed the […]

Test Results

The Test Results Are In!
http://test.thespark.com/untest/
“You’re normal!”
For the record, you are:
64% Un-telligent!
which is normalsince the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
“The subject shows a very high level […]

winking and sleep

I didn’t slleep a wink last nite. Not one wink.

Spew warning

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyoko
The tailor for a cat you know!
– it is — fact which will become dearer
than former if a cat has clothes on
Don’t you doubt? “Although I want
to dress with dress extravagant with my cat, doesn’t a cat dislike having” clothes
on? It is impossible that continue for time long to be sure, and you continue
dressing […]