June Weblog Archives

What have I been doing?

Over the last week or so: nothing except reading true crime stories and whiffing vicks Vaporub. I’ve been sicker than a dog and haven’t felt like doing a damn thing. I’m still coughing my lungs up. I went out for the first time in a week today. I feel like I’m on deaths door. I […]

One bright day In the middle of the night

One bright day
In the middle of the night,
Two Dead boys got up to fight.
They swung their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe
This lie is true-
Ask the blindman
He saw it too!

PocketBikes

I saw one of these things today. It looked like the dude was on his way to work. A moped moves faster.
Pocketbike. Just hearing the name makes me shudder. What - do ya pull it out of yer pocket?
I know, I know. This is just the image I get when I hear the term Pocket […]