May Weblog Archives

Cancer Prevention

Cancer Prevention
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to […]

Alligator Safety Tips

Alligator Safety Tips
We’re not worried bout bird flu in these here parts. We worried bout them thar alligators!
Never allow small children or pets near water by themselves.
Do not allow pets to swim, exercise or drink from lakes or canals that may contain alligators. Dogs are highly susceptible to attack since they resemble the natural prey […]

Home Remedies for Zits

So I was looking for home remedies for zits. And I came across a community of people who are into zit popping. On that board I found this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-R2MGgOVb4
I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
Anyway, the particular home remedy I’m looking for is apparently too old to be carried in a modern drugstore. […]

I Keep Trying to Drink Worms

The kid brought home a water bottle full of worms today. The bottle full of worms is sitting next to me - happy happy joy joy.
Problem is, I keep picking up the bottle to drink, and have damn near drunk the worms.
Yuck. They’re ugly little suckers too.

Passed 8th Grade Science

Passed 8th Grade Science!
Surprised I remembered that far back…..

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 6/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?